By Mo Macsai-Goren
LOS ANGELES – Squashing recent rumors surrounding his extended hiatus from acting, Paul Dano has finally emerged from his West Hollywood home as a delicious little worm. Dano, known for his roles in Little Miss Sunshine and Love & Mercy stepped away from Hollywood last summer in an effort to “focus on himself.”
Six months later, Dano could be seen slinking around Runyon Canyon in his new, delicious little worm form. Measuring five inches in length, Dano’s new body will allow him to take on roles previously thought impossible for a human to play.
While Dano is still getting accustomed to his new body, his agent has reassured the public that he will continue to be astonished by mundane things in his upcoming roles.