By Mo Macsai-Goren
OLEY, PA – Causing quite a buzz at this year’s Deutsche Classic Automotive Show, spokespeople for Audi have announced their first model decked out from steering wheel to trunk in premium imported fruit leather.
The German auto-sport hegemon credited their decision to integrate high-quality dried fruit product into the seats, doors, and dashboards of their luxury automotive vehicles to their longtime business partnership with Freshstretch Organic Leather.
Given the increased pressure both companies have been under to reduce carbon emissions and promote eco-friendly and sustainable manufacturing, the decision was a no brainer.
“This has been in the works for a while,” Freshstretch CEO Corbin Sanz told Gatekeeper Reporters. “Our good friends at Audi have been nice enough to make us the exclusive supplier of high-quality fruit leather for their new line of sumptuous jalopies.”
Available this fall, the Audi F1 is expected to be incredibly sticky all the time and do very poorly in warm climates.