The Gatekeeper

Man wearing beanie indoors claims he’s never smoked a cigarette

November 28, 2016November 28, 2016

Guy you don’t know at Thanksgiving knows your middle name

November 24, 2016November 24, 2016

Gary Johnson sleeps through alarm

November 8, 2016April 2, 2019

Big Cow Turnout Wins South Dakota for Clinton

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016

Suspicious number of Trump-favoring states have Long John Silver’s as polling centers

November 8, 2016November 8, 2016

Donald Trump Accuses Hillary Clinton of Voter Fraud

November 8, 2016

Donald Trump’s 5 Most Controversial Stances

October 19, 2016

It’s about time: White vans now have to print what kind of candy they have on their side door

October 19, 2016October 19, 2016

Guy in Vineyard Vines & Sperry’s excited to make transition to Vineyard Vines & Tims

October 16, 2016October 16, 2016

Student from Naperville is “like the biggest Cubs fan in the world”

October 15, 2016October 15, 2016