Gary Johnson sleeps through alarm

By Mo Macsai-Goren

Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson started Election Day off in classic Gary Johnson style: by sleeping through his alarm.

Candidate Johnson held a press conference as he hastily put on his pants and made one brief statement to the media.

“Oh man, oh man. That was today?”

The Johnson campaign has declined further questions.

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