Mansplaining Mansplained

By Mo Macsai-Goren

SAN DIEGO – In an effort to assert his masculinity over literally anyone within ten feet of him, local asshole Bryce Choidle spoke over every woman in the room to mansplain himself yesterday afternoon.

Choidle had recently backed himself into a corner during his lunch break at the Mission Valley Ed Hardy corporate office.

After being called out for mansplaining how the new bedazzled printer worked by Tara, a new employee, Choidle took it upon himself to condescend her further by mansplaining how mansplaining works.

As both Tara and Choidle work for Ed Hardy, experts are not expecting the issue to be resolved anytime soon.

UPDATE: Bryce Choidle has since been made assistant manager of the Mission Valley branch.