By David Colton

Here are some super fun ways you can get to know your local police!

1. Think About Alcohol

Don’t even think about sippin’ that silly juice when it comes time for college fun!

2. Be related to someone who is 21

Think you can get away with having relatives who can break the law? Think again!

3. Be a male in a bar

The ratio is always most important. Even to the cops.

4. Try to walk home instead of driving drunk

Thought walking was a safe alternative? Think again!

5. Attempt to enjoy your college experience

No matter what you do, or where you go out, just make sure you’re ready to have your week ruined by a 35-year old man wearing sports sunglasses at night.