By David Colton
Here are some super fun ways you can get to know your local police!
1. Think About Alcohol
Don’t even think about sippin’ that silly juice when it comes time for college fun!
2. Be related to someone who is 21
Think you can get away with having relatives who can break the law? Think again!
3. Be a male in a bar
The ratio is always most important. Even to the cops.
4. Try to walk home instead of driving drunk
Thought walking was a safe alternative? Think again!
5. Attempt to enjoy your college experience
No matter what you do, or where you go out, just make sure you’re ready to have your week ruined by a 35-year old man wearing sports sunglasses at night.