The Gatekeeper

Cory Booker Frantically Searching for Duolingo Password

July 30, 2019

Man Leaves Concert Early to Buy $85 Sweatshirt

July 25, 2019July 26, 2019

Emotionally Stunted Teen Has Coolest Parents

July 25, 2019July 25, 2019

Man Leaves Debit Card at Bar for Narrative Reasons

July 22, 2019July 22, 2019

Dad Going Over Pothole Thinks That One Sounded Expensive

July 18, 2019July 18, 2019

7 Dreamcatchers We’ll Just Sell With The House

July 15, 2019July 15, 2019

Lil Nas X Releases ‘Old Town Road’ Remix Featuring All of the Avengers

July 12, 2019

Shark Dating Service Mostly Just Humans on Surfboards

July 12, 2019

Bluetooth Speaker Not Waterproof, Very Angry Man Finds

July 10, 2019

Fortune Cookie Weirdly Anti-Masturbation

July 8, 2019