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March 9, 2020

Ash Wednesday Once Again Proves There Are More of Them Than You Think

February 26, 2020February 26, 2020

Guy Who Calls Other Guys ‘Guy’ Not Good Guy

January 9, 2020January 24, 2020

Making It Onto Instagram Close Friends List Closest Thing Man Has To Thrill

January 3, 2020January 3, 2020

Spotify Wrapped Really Not Letting You Forget Breakup

December 6, 2019December 2, 2020

Sad Man Realizes He Will Never Know if He Can Fit in Air Vent

November 5, 2019November 5, 2019

Hitchhiker by State Penitentiary Looks Like a Nice Guy

October 29, 2019

Flu Shot Given Without Chaser

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019

Sex Playlist Also Lobby Playlist

October 24, 2019

Six More Weeks of Spooky Bullshit Imminent After Tim Burton Sees Shadow

October 21, 2019