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Donald Trump’s 5 Most Controversial Stances

October 19, 2016Posted in Local, National, SocialTagged china, felt, funny, political, satire, stances, trumpLeave a comment

Donald Trump’s 5 Most Controversial Stances

By David Colton and Peter Leipold

#1: The “Raise the Roof”

When you only wear the top half of your suit to the toilet.

#2: The “Phallic Measurement”

I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

#3: The “Wise Guy”

“Our wall will be built with coal and tears.”

#4: The “Try Not to Look Like Hitler”

It’s harder than it looks, you know.

#5: The ” This is Where My Brain is”

He’s already learning at a fifth grade level!